Santa Claus

the weirdest thing I have seen in this city – okay, no. Not weird, but random – is the Christmas Tree that has been placed in the middle of the lake. No joke. first off, it’s weird because I can’t get myself to call that a “lake”.. it’s more of an oversized fountain, or a pool. And then that tree is just kind of small and .. creepy.
Almost as creepy as the mechanical and dancing Santas all around town.

robot vs. girl: the animal fight

robot: right: top 5 favourite animals and reason why
girl: hm… okay.
penguins, because of the way they walk
donkeys, because they’re so much better than horses
hippos, because i once saw one in an enclosed space with an electric fence around it, and it made me really sad
robot: tigers, because they are so relaxed and powerfull at the same time
girl: dinosaurs, obviously, because well they’re cool and it would be so easy to give them a pair of sunglasses and a guitar and turn them into rockstars…
robot: badgers, because they are cool, and i saw a pair fighting once – evil
robot: wolves, because they are so smart
girl: oh and i like raccoons … but i’m not sure if i like them as much as bears
robot: turtles – because they are just cool
girl: OMG HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TURTLES
robot: and wombats, because they have cute asses, and ravens, and salamanders are kinda cool too
girl: YES TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, it looks like turtles would SO win in a battle of the bands animals.
what’s your favorite animal?

PS: this has actually nothing to do with bergen or travelling at all, but whatever. ANIMALS!