first hours in Norway:

• laura does not show up at the airport
• the bus stop at Fantoft looks rather empty, as laura does not even bother picking me up from there, either
• laura finally shows up – crippled
• I am dragged along to some stranger’s bedroom to pick up a mattress, and obviously faint there – an amazing experience which I will never forget
• I get fed with mouldy bread and FUCKING sweet water – diabetic style
• I feel that there is some rather disgusting soaking wet toilet paper (hopefully not used) on my forehead
• We then proceed to L’s room, where I am fed (again), this time with sticky rice and soy sauce – at least laura’s cooking skills are getting better by the hour

these are my first impressions of Beautiful Bergen..